StandUpWillCody is now active!
At SUWC, we offer stale jokes that only most people over forty will get. We're not here to make you laugh, we're not here to make you cry, and we're definitely not here to take the joy from life. We just want to make sure everyone takes life as serious as possible, and always stands up for their right to post their opinion online. Even if it comes with the risk that the entire country's "online" may be shut down.
Services
Specialized Greeting Services for those that attend in person
Check out our location on the map below.
Specialized Greeting Services for those unable to attend in person
We have acquaintances who previously worked from our alternate location. They would love to cheer you up. We just kindly mention that you do not ask about prior convictions.
Content Creation
We are continuing to create engaging and new content, but most of our work is still on dubbed Betamax tapes. Please be patient.
We do provide quicker content via our laserdisc collection
We also offer many other sorts of ways for unique content creation.
Most common is the consented use of a video camera in the bedroom.
Others may include a go pro hidden though a cutout in a baseball cap at the local gentleman's establishment.
Or, the often sought after, scripted street fight.
Brand Engagement
Miller's Outpost jeans, Structure dress shirts, Reebok Pumps and a futuristic looking Ed Hardy tattoo.
We offer a fine quality guarantee, whether Man, Women or They; you'll certainly get those "I'm taking you home tonight" looks.
Branding
Here at SUWC we are always looking for ways to expand our brand. We know the best way to do that is not by us but by you, the user.
We offer free of charge SUWC brandings. We like tattoos, even the colored in ones, but this is much better than that.
Better because you'll have that extra flaunt. A flaunt that yells I can take more pain than you, so I can look better than you.
If you tell a friend, we'll give them a 50% discount.
“StandUpWillCody transformed my life and took me out of depression. I heard him talk for two minutes and now I have more appreciation for living.
I now know I'll never have to suffer from that kind of near-death experience of narcissism and boredom again."
- Anyone that's heard SUWC's TED Talks
"SUWC saved my marriage! I tried to take my wife out dancing, but I got so paranoid a Travis Scott song was going to play, and I might get trampled I had to leave. We went home instead to visit our favorite cuck websites. At the bottom was an ad for him. I tried to x it out, but it opened the website anyway. Things will never be the same"
- Contestant from Golden Bachelorette
Contact us
He's currently formulating responses from the last six people that have contacted him. It may be another three months before this section is open again. We apologize for the inconvenience. We are really excited to hear what you have to say.
Location
North Sentinel Island
United States of the World
About us
StandUpWillCody provide innovative, smart and educational material that you can use to impress your boss with at the next office Christmas party. He guarantees you a refund if you're not promoted within six months.
If you are not, please use the contact us section, farther up this page, for a full refund.