We provide extravagant, worldwide VIP tours for the fraction of the cost. You name it, we can arrange it. Want to see the canals of Venice, or ride a tuc-tuc through the streets of Thailand? How about a dip off the Amalfi Coast, or a small hike in the Himalayas?

Contact us to negotiate pricing. We are always reasonable. We'll even provide the VR glasses.

If you join our exclusive membership, we offer highly discounted rates at some of the best resorts in the world. We have high class donors that donate millions of travel points, so we are able to pass this along to our members. This is an adult only opportunity.

All our resort options include complementary maid services. But the only maids provided are those that enter the room while you are in it. 

Here at STANDUPWILLCODY, our besting selling product is our batch of herbal incenses. The unique aromas and flavors of the one-of-a-kind potpourri mixes have driven customers to depths of surrender to get their hands on it. 

Anywhere from the Dream collection, the Genie assortment, or my personal favorite, Mr. Nice Guy, we offer to those only with the finest tastes. If you're like me and want to urinate at work without fear of being terminated, this is the product for you. Now go back and admire your fancy spice rack, or heck, no one's going to judge, listen to some Spice Girls. I know I do.